Pappu was stuck with his maths homework. "Grandpa', he pleaded, "could you help me with this?" "I could", replied his grandfather, "but it wouldn't be right, would it?" "I don't suppose it would, Grandpa", said Pappu, "but have a shot at it anyway".
Banta: My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back? Santa: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning.
Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?" Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!